Cruisin' Foodie Gifts

S. S. All You Can Eat

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Fast food. Even faster food

6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"War is hell and so is this soup."