Cruisin' Foodie Gifts

S. S. All You Can Eat

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

6 Brothers Falafel

Fast food. Even faster food

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."