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"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

At the Museum

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

La Table

The one that got away

Bubbly

Cling-On Dog

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Money Bar.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Eureka!

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."