Cruise Seeker Pillows

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

At the Museum

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Thinking Gears

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The one that got away

Cling-On Dog

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Eureka!

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."