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"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

A cruise of captains

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'See you in two weeks!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

The Desert Island Package

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'