Cruise Fans Prints

"Jazzercise, Lido deck, 4 P.M."

A cruise of captains

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dead Funny

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'See you in two weeks!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Juggler and Illusionist

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Desert Island Package