Cruise Aficionados Prints

Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Are we old enough to consider a cruise, yet?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Boat wedding.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'See you in two weeks!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

The Desert Island Package

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Cruise.

Skiing at Sea

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Viking River Raids

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'This MUST be our ship!'

Tui River Cruise

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"