Crude Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cariactures

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Cannonball!'