Cruciferous Crusader Gifts

Looking for a gift for a veggie enthusiast or someone passionate about healthy eating? Our 'Cruciferous Crusader' range celebrates these green warriors with humor and charm. Perfect for someone who loves broccoli, kale, or cauliflower, these products add a fun twist to their kitchen or wardrobe. Show support for their healthy lifestyle with items that are as vibrant and lively as they are. Ideal for everyone committed to crunching for health.

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Veggie Hall of Fame.

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'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!' mockup

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

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dog vs UFO...

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"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably." mockup

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute." mockup

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways. mockup

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

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Sea Change.

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Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.' mockup

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

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"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?" mockup

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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It's a Dog's life

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one." mockup

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.' mockup

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

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'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .' mockup

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

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The vegan hunter

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"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side." mockup

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?' mockup

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

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"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..." mockup

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

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"Not again!"

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'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!' mockup

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

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'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!' mockup

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

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'Good thing we're not litigious.' mockup

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

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'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.' mockup

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

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Ludwig van Beethoven

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"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive." mockup

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

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That'll teach you to chase cars!' mockup

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

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"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym mockup

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

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"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!" mockup

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

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A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

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I have my suspicions about him.

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A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging. mockup

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

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Cruciferous Crusader Gifts Collection

Cruciferous Crusader Mugs

Discover our delightful collection of 'Cruciferous Crusader' mugs—fun and quirky for every veggie lover who appreciates their greens with a side of humor.

Cruciferous Crusader Pillows

Find cozy 'Cruciferous Crusader' pillows to brighten up any space—ideal for veggie fans who love colorful, humorous decor.

Cruciferous Crusader Prints

Browse our lively 'Cruciferous Crusader' prints—bring a pop of green and humor to your kitchen or dining room with these fun wall artworks.

Cruciferous Crusader T-Shirts

Explore our range of 'Cruciferous Crusader' t-shirts—perfect for veggie enthusiasts to wear their healthy pride with a witty twist.