Cruciferous Crusader T-Shirts

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Sea Change.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

It's a Dog's life

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

The vegan hunter

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

"Not again!"

Let the profit-making begin!

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

I have my suspicions about him.

"I wonder what it's thinking!"