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"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Sorry. Full."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

Sod off Home Hour

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'