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"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Victorian Pub Scene

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Jose Manuel Villarejo Scandal

Sod off Home Hour

"Sorry. Full."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'