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'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

A doctor shows the New World Order as an eye test.

Conspiracy Theories...

There is a new Reaper in town

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The new Physics

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"It's a setup."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"See...polystyrene!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

We have control of you brain.

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"I keep thinking someone's following me."

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"They're not home.."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

Things You Should Know About...

"I write reactionary half-truths and broad generalizations, therefore I am."

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

"First rule of conspiracy - theories, dude, at least make them part-plausible!"

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Frank Harris Blurry UFO Photography