Conspiracy Detective Prints

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

A doctor shows the New World Order as an eye test.

"Conspiracy theorists are the new fact checkers."

Race Bait Shop

Conspiracy Theories...

There is a new Reaper in town

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The new Physics

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

We have control of you brain.

"See...polystyrene!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

Things You Should Know About...

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"I keep thinking someone's following me."

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"They're not home.."

'Who believes this nonsense?'

"I write reactionary half-truths and broad generalizations, therefore I am."

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"I had an epiphany. Trump is really a French robot sent to punish us for our relentless gallophobia."