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Do you believe in global warming? No, because it snowed last winter. The whole thing's a hoax. Just like the so-called "moon landing." I can't do this. I'm telling you, respecting different opinions triples your dating pool. I'm not that good a swimmer. Maybe a big pool's a bad idea.
The Anti-Agent
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"Walt Disney on ice."
Alien Assumption
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"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
The Da Vinci Cod
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Gremlins 47
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road
'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'
'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'
The evidence destroyed
What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."
"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"
Legalish
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