Conspiracy Theory Detective Mugs

The Anti-Agent

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Gremlins 47

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The evidence destroyed

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."