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"The second shooter"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

Mr. Smith, after becoming awake and aware of the shaodw government, was entrapped in the newly reorganized DARPA pre-crime sweep and charged with thought-crimes against society. . ."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'You've been killing files again.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

JET (Part I)

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

Newton's Law and Order.