Crossword Complainer Gifts

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

#notblessed

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Bath Tiles.

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Quick Crossword.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Uncle Murray Weekly

Menu. He spends most of the day doing word puzzles --- He likes everything scrambled.

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

No, I don't know a four-letter word for "insanely difficult crossword puzzle."