Crossword Complainer Pillows

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

#notblessed

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Quick Crossword.

Bath Tiles.

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"