Crossroad Theorist Gifts

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

The fate of the emigrant

"Call me?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

A doctor without borders meets a free range chicken.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The armchair pharmacologist speaks...

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Europe

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

The End.

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Pythagoras Revisited

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.'

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

Ponderosa

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.