Crossroad Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a crossroad theorist? Explore our collection of clever, thought-provoking products that capture the spirit of creative exploration. Whether they’re navigating new ideas or pondering big questions, our unique designs will inspire and amuse. Perfect for those who see every dilemma as a chance to invent, reimagine, and grow.

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"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!" mockup

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!" mockup

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!" mockup

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!" mockup

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

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The fate of the emigrant

The fate of the emigrant mockup

The fate of the emigrant mockup

The fate of the emigrant mockup

The fate of the emigrant mockup

The fate of the emigrant

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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

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"Call me?" mockup

"Call me?" mockup

"Call me?" mockup

"Call me?" mockup

"Call me?"

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A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter. mockup

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter. mockup

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter. mockup

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter. mockup

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

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'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.' mockup

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.' mockup

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.' mockup

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.' mockup

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads." mockup

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads." mockup

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads." mockup

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads." mockup

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

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Chicken: the one-man show

Chicken: the one-man show mockup

Chicken: the one-man show mockup

Chicken: the one-man show mockup

Chicken: the one-man show mockup

Chicken: the one-man show

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"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!" mockup

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on. mockup

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter." mockup

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter." mockup

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter." mockup

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter." mockup

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

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'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.' mockup

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.' mockup

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.' mockup

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.' mockup

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

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The armchair pharmacologist speaks...

The armchair pharmacologist speaks... mockup

The armchair pharmacologist speaks... mockup

The armchair pharmacologist speaks... mockup

The armchair pharmacologist speaks... mockup

The armchair pharmacologist speaks...

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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Europe

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The End. mockup

The End. mockup

The End. mockup

The End. mockup

The End.

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Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!" mockup

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!" mockup

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!" mockup

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!" mockup

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

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"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"15%? We all tipped 20%" mockup

"15%? We all tipped 20%" mockup

"15%? We all tipped 20%" mockup

"15%? We all tipped 20%" mockup

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

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'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.' mockup

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.' mockup

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.' mockup

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.' mockup

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

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Pythagoras Revisited

Pythagoras Revisited mockup

Pythagoras Revisited mockup

Pythagoras Revisited mockup

Pythagoras Revisited mockup

Pythagoras Revisited

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With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe. mockup

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe. mockup

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe. mockup

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe. mockup

With the barrel dry, American is unable rescue Europe.

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'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.'

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.' mockup

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.' mockup

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.' mockup

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.' mockup

'For every consultant there's an equal and opposite consultant.'

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"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right." mockup

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right." mockup

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right." mockup

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right." mockup

"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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Ponderosa mockup

Ponderosa mockup

Ponderosa mockup

Ponderosa mockup

Ponderosa

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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Crossroad Theorist Gifts Collection

Crossroad Theorist Mugs

Discover mugs that honor crossroad theorists—perfect for pondering big ideas with a humorous twist.

Crossroad Theorist Pillows

Find pillows that inspire and comfort—designed for those who love to reflect and reimagine.

Crossroad Theorist Prints

Browse inspiring prints that capture the spirit of creative crossroads and intellectual adventure.

Crossroad Theorist T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts crafted for the creative thinker—celebrating crossroad moments with wit and style.