Cross-country Romancer Pillows

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Run from the hills!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Route 666.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Proposal on a snowboard

Double Bike

Literary Type

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"So how's married life?"

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"I see you're on a date at the moment but perhaps later we could meet for a latte."

Priest: '...For richer or poorer,in sickness and in health...' Bride: 'Wait a minute! I need to consult my astrologer on this!'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

"I'm what they call a rural sexual."

"Parry Me!"

'Oh, oh! Doc left his twitch again!'

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

'I've just travelled half-way across the country and you tell me he's escaped?'

'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'

'They carry a big responsibility - if this one wins, I get married.'