Cross-border Shopping Fanatics Pillows

"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Watching TV around the world

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'You must have something in my size?'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

Shopping Trolley

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"It's a wrap!"

Santa opens Summer Sale.

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'