Croissant Enthusiast T-Shirts

'La police - c'est moi!'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Picking pastries.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Shark infested custard!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Somewhere in France

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'