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Francois Hollande

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Picking pastries.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Room for dessert, folks?"