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Francois Hollande

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

EU and India partnership.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'