Croissant Enthusiast Prints

'La police - c'est moi!'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Picking pastries.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Shark infested custard!

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Somewhere in France

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.