Crocodile Conversationalist Pillows

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"They’re real."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Crocodile

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Crocodile Shoes

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Steve Irwin.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Gator Painter.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

Filming the Crocodile.

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'