Crocodile Conversationalist Mugs

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"They’re real."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Crocodile

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

Filming the Crocodile.

'isn't he something, folks? Eight dogs, twelve cats, six plumbers and two maintenance men...but talk about shy!'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'