Crocodile Whisperer Mugs

Man stood on a Crocodile.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Quick, start the car!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Dog Dreams

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

The Worm Charmer

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"This never happened."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."