The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother
Critical Theory Gifts
Looking for a gift that challenges conventional thinking? Our curated collection inspired by critical theory offers clever, insightful designs printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for academics, students, or anyone passionate about social critique and cultural analysis. Each piece combines humor and depth, encouraging reflection while adding a punch of personality to any space or wardrobe.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Fear/Knowledge
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'
Light Bulb Moment
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
'The Questioner'
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.
Worry tank
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Sigmund Freud.
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Skeptic Tank.
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."
Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance
George Orwell
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
Critical Theory Gifts Collection
Critical Theory Mugs
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Critical Theory Pillows
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Critical Theory Prints
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Critical Theory T-Shirts
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