Critical Theory Mugs

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Light Bulb Moment

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'The Questioner'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Worry tank

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Skeptic Tank.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Sigmund Freud.

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."