Critical Philosopher Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates the critical philosopher's love for pondering and critique. Designed to spark conversation and reflect their analytical wit, it's perfect for any philosopher's coffee routine.

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Immanuel Kant

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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Opportunities in Coronatimes

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Fear/Knowledge

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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!' mockup

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

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"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster." mockup

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.' mockup

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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Reading my Critics

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!"

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes." mockup

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

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"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?" mockup

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims. mockup

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it." mockup

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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'It's cutting edge theatre.'

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

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Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times." mockup

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

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"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron." mockup

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..." mockup

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

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Unanimous voting.

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Six Thinking Hats

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"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?" mockup

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

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"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..." mockup

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

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'How do we SLEEP at night?'

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Critical Philosopher Mugs Collection

Critical Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that blend comfort and intellect—great for anyone who enjoys thoughtful decor with a humorous twist.

Critical Philosopher Prints

Browse our range of prints inspired by philosophy and critical thinking, perfect for enlightening any space with clever, thought-provoking artwork.

Critical Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for thinkers and creatives, ideal for anyone who loves to wear their philosophical heart on their sleeve.