Critical Philosopher Pillows

Immanuel Kant

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Unanimous voting.

Six Thinking Hats

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'