Critic Of Societal Norms Gifts

"In Bananastan we have positive gender discrimination in the job market!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'