Crisps Gifts

OUT of ORDER

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Picking pastries.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Wedding Chefs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Orange House of Horrors

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Chefs in love

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Live Inside Your Head.

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

'So this is what you meant when you promised to take me out for a 'three course meal'!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

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