Crime-solving Snowmen Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

Happy Hour

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Snowyphus

Rude Snowpeople

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Frosty, the Golden Years

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Freezing

"Check this wall for fingerprints."