Crime Scene Cook Gifts

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Turkey Autopsy

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

CSI Fridays

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Penguin identity parade

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Any clues?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'It's a cursor.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."

Police Fair.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'Take your time sir.'