Crime Reporters Gifts

Breaking News

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Difference of Opinion

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A little bird told me...

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Now that's a win."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'He was a great writer'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"