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'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Paper or plastic?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Make it look like an accident"

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Handcuffs.

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

Uneasy Rider

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Noir kitty.

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Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating.'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."