Crime Noir Lover Mugs

Alleyway cat

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Robert Mitchum

Peter Lorre caricature

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Handcuffs.

Uneasy Rider

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Make it look like an accident"

Burglar escapes from tower using Rapunzel's hair.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Fingerprint Show

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Noir kitty.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating.'

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"And what do you see in this inkblot?"

Museum. So the thieves got past us with a few items, it's not like the stuff was new.