Cricket Connoisseur Mugs

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"At this office no two days are different."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'These are job perks.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Alternative fielding positions

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Allegro con molto espresso

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'