Coach Connoisseur Mugs

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Time to buy.'

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Staycation Photos

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Skier.

The Hybrid

E-Z Livin'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'