Course Connoisseur Mugs

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Mind if we play through?"

University Admissions

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

For sale - Used only Once.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Expensive greeting cards.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Moliere

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."