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'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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"At this office no two days are different."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Alternative fielding positions

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Tired Barbie