Cremation Pillows

Mobile Crem

'Behind the scenes at a crematorium.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Our motto here at Ace Funerals is... All Men are Cremated Equal."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Director/Action Man toy.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

Cow Pinatas

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"We won!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Early Piety

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The Pink Bantha

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Canadian film production

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Baby Playing Violin