Creepy Doll Appreciator T-Shirts

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Dead Funny

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

I Pagliacci

Dollphins

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

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