Creepy Doll Appreciator Gifts

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Dead Funny

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Dollphins

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Rent a Room With Hot Water

I Pagliacci

Monster Baseball

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

God playing with dolls.

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."