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Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

Frisbee dog

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

Save animals

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Chameleon.

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"