Creepy-crawly Ally Gifts

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Frisbee dog

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Save animals

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Chameleon.

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

Dogs running in their dreams

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"