Credit Score Buffs Gifts

'You'll never be as good as Morecambe and Wise,'

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Recession

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

"Welcome to Illinois: Land of America's lowest credit rating!"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

"Maybe I'd get better grades, Dad, if you came up with some kind of stimulus package."

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

A look into the future?!

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"I love your ideas Hoskins. . . I'm really glad I had them!"

'I have your blood test results here. It's bad news I'm afraid. It isn't blue.'

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

Falls at work.

Cupid views his online credit rating.

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

Happy Birthday

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."