Credit History Explorer Gifts

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Gone Fishing

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Peace in shackles.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"You must stop digging up the past."

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'I've traced out family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

"To open a new credit account, I need to see some credit history."

Pagoda

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"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."