Finances Explorer Gifts

'You've had the phone bill, haven't you?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

wealth investment

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

I think I can...

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Brick and Mortar

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'The financial advisor is here.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Stock Exchange.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Middle Eastern Crisis.

'Always bought low.'

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"