Credit Card Rewards Gifts

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"Sorry, I left my credit cards at home!"

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"